[Hal doesn't really need to be comforted or anything but he goes into Barry's arms all the same. It's not even that any of this really bothers him. He can just sense the ordeal it's about to become]
It'd just be easier if we could just go to the courthouse and get it done. We'll see if you're still saying that after we call everyone, though. Especially Wally. [Because that? Is going to be a whole phone call] It's fine. I'm calling Alan now.
[In typical Alan fashion, he picks up after two rings. Hal puts it on speaker so Barry can hear and talk too]
Are you dying? No, no, better question. Is Guy dying?
[That at least gets a little huff of laughter out of Hal]
No, last I checked Guy was on Oa. If we're lucky, though, he's dying somewhere in space as we speak.
Be nice, Hal.
That was me being nice. Say hi to Barry, by the way. You're on speaker.
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It'd just be easier if we could just go to the courthouse and get it done. We'll see if you're still saying that after we call everyone, though. Especially Wally. [Because that? Is going to be a whole phone call] It's fine. I'm calling Alan now.
[In typical Alan fashion, he picks up after two rings. Hal puts it on speaker so Barry can hear and talk too]
Are you dying? No, no, better question. Is Guy dying?
[That at least gets a little huff of laughter out of Hal]
No, last I checked Guy was on Oa. If we're lucky, though, he's dying somewhere in space as we speak.
Be nice, Hal.
That was me being nice. Say hi to Barry, by the way. You're on speaker.
Oh, hello, Barry. To what do I owe the call?